Poem 303: Bride-To-Be

I am a bride with purple toes 

and blue shoes on my feet

I have a veil on my face 

and act so very sweet

My dress costs 3K to wear once

my earrings are both 12 carrots

my hair holds hairspray from 5 cans

and bobby pins, 310.

There's gold-set jewels in my ears

there's a diamond on my ring finger

there's a corset holding back my breath

and soon my eyes will show my stress

but hopefully before all this

my fiance will pass this test

and love my heart more than this art

which decorates the aisle.